Pinocchio

Pinocchio is a character in the Fables comics.

Background
Formerly a living wooden puppet, Pinocchio is turned into a real boy by the Blue Fairy. However, as a result of his wish, Pinocchio is now trapped in the form of a boy forever, unable to grow up into an adult.

Volume 1
At the Remembrance Day ball, Pinocchio complains about being eternally stuck in childhood, unable to reach puberty or get laid.

Trivia

 * He is based on the puppet Pinocchio from the story Pinocchio.